truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
2x04 - 2x21
“Killian Jones, but most people have taken to calling me by my more colorful moniker: Hook.”

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself