i say “omg” too much omg

omg look i did it again

omg

tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think you're clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
•  the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

dirkkat:

“why do you ship that?  it’s never going to be canon”

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up